There are no ways. Just run, and pray that they don't find you. They will anyway. They always do. Ok, if you really want to find out how to survive, here is a secure location where we can whisper secrets to you. Here . If you don't want to get eaten by a dolphin, then too bad. You know you deserve it, you big fat meanie. Now for the matter of how exactly they will destroy us. As all of you know, on May 21, 2011, the dolphin apocalypse will occur and the world will end. Or is that October 21st? No wait, I'm thinking of the rapture. Anyways, on July 17, 2011, dolphins will push through tons of rock and sand and WalMart tile floor to reach us. Once they are out, they will reveal their never before seen arms and start grabbing us.
I meant to tell you. photo courtesy of photobucket.com Unfortunately, my advisors have told me that July 17 has already passed. That means that the dolphins are running a little behind on their schedule. Don't worry, It's still going to happen. Just, maybe next year. Besides, this gives us a little time to negotiate with them, give them a couple treats, come up with a plan that will never work, that kind of thing.