Hello this is a smart person here. The dolphin apocalypse is going to happen and when it does everyone will die that doesn't do these simple things. 1 Run and scream warning people of the apocalypse. 2 Don't be a hero to impress people. It is not real impressing when you get eaten by a cute little dolphin. (They are not actually cute they are hideous beasts) 3 Eat all your chopped salami Dolphins love chopped salami and are more likely to break into your house if you have some. 4 Dont die if you die then your dead.
Thank you for that wonderful insight into your mine. Anyway, there are some other theories about apocalypses that don't involve dolphins. For instance Grilled cheese.......... ......
Um.....Ok so maybe some of these theories are not even as smart as us.