Everyone Knows about the dolphin apocalypse, but there is this new apocalypse that people are starting to accept. This apocalypse is known as the Zombie apocalypse.
Now if these two apocalypse happen one after the other thats one thing. but if they happen at the same time thats another. If the dolphins get infested then the dolphins wont just be after the human corpses. they will be after our Brains ahhhhhhhh. Wait a minute. That won't really matter, because either way we're dead. Hmmm, who cares? Maybe the dolphins will finally have some fun.
However, I wouldn't worry about it, mainly because the dolphin apocalypse is a lot more likely to happen. I mean, seriously? Zombies? At least our idea of an apocalypse has more people dying. Um.....that was kind of phrased wrong. Please just ignore that last part.